They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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