Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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