ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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