I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
May the power of my ass compel you!!
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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