The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
