i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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where are you?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.