Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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