Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe