I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?