How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
why do cheetos always look like penises
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize