Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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