what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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