I wannas sexs uuuuu
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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