Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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