I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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