Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
did you just send me my own nude
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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