those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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