when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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