it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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