Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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