Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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