***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Randomize
