we're blogging at a bar
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
