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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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