bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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