I love black thongs
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I enjoy the company of your penis
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Randomize
