That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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