Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
