can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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