at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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