I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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