census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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