So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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