ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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