Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Randomize
