I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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