I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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