If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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