are you so shy because you have an std?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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