yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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