why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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