Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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