so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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