She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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