your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it ðŸ˜
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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