If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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