He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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