hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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