that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He better not be in your backpack
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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