Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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