And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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