I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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