I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
operation harelip BJ is a go
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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