A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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