She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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