Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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